The Sun get worked up about England and Roy Hodgson

The Premier League Owl

A contrived headline during an international week - who would have thought it?

The Sun go hot and heavy this morning with Charlie Wyett’s ‘Roy hits ’em for six’ story, which is a real shocker - England, apparently, are going to make up to six changes for their game in Warsaw tomorrow night.

Really? Roy Hodgson believes that facing San Marino and Poland are two different fixtures. Outrageous! Sack him immediately and replace him with Harry Redknapp. Get photoshop out superimpose his face onto the body of a carrot. Something classy like that.

Amazingly, Hodgson is considering recalling - and wait for it, because this is sensational - Steven Gerrard, Ashley Cole, James Milner, Jermain Defoe, Jolean Lescott, and Glenn Johnson. Six seasoned internationals? This geeza don’t know nuffink.

What’s the matter Charlie, couldn’t find any transfer rumours to fabricate?

Frank Lampard, who Wyett affectionately refers to as ‘Lamps’ throughout - wonder why that is - will not travel because of injury. Which is presumably YET another reason to ditch Hodgson and give the job to Redknapp. Disgraceful, what a slap in the face for Rio Ferdinand. Etcetera Etcetera Etcetera.

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